Middlesbrough o v 3 Arsenal,
Stoke 1 v 1 Fulham,
Sunderland 2 v 0 West Brom,
Tottenham 1 v 2 Man Utd,
Wigan 2 v 1 Blackburn,








"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Thank you HC,
I’ve sent my CV off to Niall Quinn with a copy of my last weeks scores











Do the chickens have large talons?

I wish

Are you coming up for the FA cup game?

Alan Partridge song to Lynne

Bolton 0 v Chelsea 1
Fulham 1 v Man City 1
Hull 2 v Middlesbrough 1
Man Utd 4 v Sunderland 0
Newcastle 2 v Stoke 2








Tell you what. Tell you what. It's nine and a half thousand pounds.

1. Miner's strike was when? 1980's? Nearly two and a half decades on, it would be nice to think that things have moved on. You’re right, things have moved on, now we have CCTV to catch police brutality 2. There were two sides to the violence in the miners strike, both sides were wrong. In this case ...

Saw far worse during the minors strike, can't remember many tories complaining then

Great idea

You can put my name down Mark










How come all the rocks are different sizes?

Aston Villa 3 v 1 Fulham,
Middlesbrough 2 v 1 Newcastle
Stoke 2 v 2 Hull
Sunderland 2 v 1 Bolton
Wigan 1 v 1 West Brom







Those women were in the nip!

Liverpool 3 v 0 Fulham
Man City 2 v 1 Arsenal
Middlesbrough 2 v 0 Bolton
Portsmouth 1 v 1 Hull
Stoke 2 v 2 West Brom








You only get a bucket and a half

Shes's no Mrs Doyle

In my defence I was under the influence of alcohol and DTKs smoke bombs












Heed DOWWWWNNNNN

Shhh, its a secret












Is that you Mrs Doyle? I thought it was Marilyn Monroe

Arsenal 2 v Aston Villa 0
Blackburn 1 v Sunderland 1
Bolton 0 v Liverpool 2
Fulham 1 v Tottenham 2
Man Utd 4 v Stoke 0








Oh, I see, its a homing rat is it?

Arsenal 1 v 2 Man Utd
Hull 2 v 0 Bolton
Liverpool 3 v 0 West Brom
Sunderland 2 v 1 Portsmouth
West Ham 2 v 1 Everton







To be honest, he can hear perfectly well when he wants to
‘would you like a drink, Father? ‘yes’