Hoppy Bathday mate!

Belated bathday bleatings mate!

Yep, looking forward to this

Hoppy bathday!

Belated bathday bleatings!

And to all those wankers who pretend to be Irish.... or think they're Irish just so they have an excuse to go out & get pissed up. Now if you don't mind Im going to the pub to meet my mates, Paddy O'Reilly & Murphy O'Doyle. :D That'll be most of them then.... the plastic Irish.... :roll: :r...

Father Jack wrote:

dtkdemongene wrote:Yeah, bit if it HAD gone off it would also have been the first time 'the earth moved' for Mrs FJ!

Unless you were involved, then there'd be a major quake !!!

With my tongue mate, there's a MAJOR quake every time

Yeah, bit if it HAD gone off it would also have been the first time 'the earth moved' for Mrs FJ!

The leftover 'salad' from one of FJ's kebabs?!?

I've had two calls from India, one called 'Daniel' and the other 'James', who both asked if I had Sky TV and what make my main TV is. The really hilarious thing is that they get shitty when you have the cheek to ask, 'Why the hell do you want to know and why the hell should I tell you?' :roll: It's...

Apparently he's been jailed for nine months! He'll be out in 4 and a half....

Hippy Bathday mate!

Dropping like (a jar of) flies aren't they :? Alice In Chains bassist Mike Starr has died of an overdose in the USA. Report: "Mike Starr, who made his name as the bassist and one of the founding members of rock group Alice in Chains, died on Tuesday in Utah, according to TMZ. Starr, who appeare...

MrsFatherJack wrote:We didnt have pancakes in the end, our flour was 2 years out of date

FJ uses it to 'set' his make-up now!