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you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:45 pm

you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

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The best/funniest caption wins an airbrushed KISS t-shirt in any size (from skinny fu*ker to Fat bastard)from my ebay shop:

http://stores.ebay.com/Nicksmithworld-C ... dZ63598753

(no, does NOT include hoodies or leather jackets - but will include a long-sleeved t-shirt IF I have your size)

Closing date Monday 29th November 2010 at 8.00pm- 2 weeks time (Judged by me as I'm supplying the prize)

post your entries on this thread for everyone's amusement.

Please keep it clean- no paedophile/knob gags ...”Contenders READY?!!”

(No problem if you want to donate the prize to make a donation to a Charity of you choice - But YOU organise the ebay auction etc.)
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:48 pm

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"Er... Mr Criss , those pant aren't kiss army regulation sir, I'm sorry"
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby dtkdemongene » Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:23 pm

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Ace: Fecking typical... only one big warm jacket between the lot of us and THAT lying 'non-smoker' gets it! :roll:
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby Bay » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:29 pm

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You think your uniform looks stupid? I have to carry this bomb around with me :D
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:42 pm

is it a bomb?? or a blimp?!:D :D

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Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:09 pm

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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby Downy » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:44 am

"Look!....We were in the Army well before the Quo!"

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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby ric k iss » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:25 pm

nicksmithworld wrote:Image


Ace is saying in that sulky crossed arms fashion of a small child...."it's so unfair - i wanted to dress up as the nazi this time it's just not fair!"

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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby grunge » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:00 pm

[quote="nicksmithworld"]Image

Ace: "Well I'm not joining in unless I can do my Nazi salute!"

Sorry Rick - didn't see your post!! :oops:
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby AxeBass » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:22 pm

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The Evolution Of Kiss - Kiss pose with Private Thayer & Corporal Singer who must complete their national service before donning the greasepaint and replacing the cannon fodder.

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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:53 pm

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Gene, "A KISS army??!! Well, Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes!"

Ace, "I don't wanna,don't wanna,don't wanna!"
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:57 pm

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Ace, "I'm not saluting until the TRAFFIC LIGHTS turn to Green!"
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby crad » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:01 pm

nicksmithworld wrote:Image

"Er... Mr Criss , those pant aren't kiss army regulation sir, I'm sorry"


DIB DIB DIB
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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby niteworker » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:36 pm

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ACE is thinking..i just want a kebab from that kebab shop near those traffic lights on the corner of the street,but no salad...

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Re: you're in the ARMY NOW... Caption Comp'

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:49 am

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This picture to me prove $-) and *-) 's ascertation that they did most of the 'work' promoting the band, they bought the amps, they organised gigs, they got the truck to transport the gear. In this pic $-) and *-) are on the roof of the Jeep going for it, whereupon 3-) can't be arsed...(NOT a caption :D )
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