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Life's a...

Postby nicksmithworld » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:38 pm

In the 80’s Gene Simmons, desperate to compete in BBC TV’s ‘Kick Start’ with Peter Purves, Gene got himself a Trials bike and trained hard, spending days riding around and round a makeshift track trying to better his own time. Such was his enthusiasm and commitment he pushed the bike to its limits, eventually causing the small engine to overheat and combust..Gene pragmatic as ever sighed and said....(wait for it...) “life’s a Trials bike Fire!” :shock: :lol: :lol:

I'll get my batcape... :shock: :D
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Re: Life's a...

Postby crad » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:06 am

BEACH :D
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Postby Pete » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:18 am

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Postby Deuce » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:06 pm

bit harder than I imagined when I was 18........

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Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:09 pm

So anyways..Paul Stanley nips down the shop on the weekend for his regular copy of the ‘Mail on Sunday’ , but alas there’s only one copy left! And Helena Bonham Carter has walked in and spotted it too, “excuse me” she says as she grabs the last copy, “Hey!” says Paul, “I saw that first” and he grabs it too, “I don’t think so” and she pulls it back towards her..” they tussle and then paul says, “but it contains my favourite Sunday supplement magazine...” Paul sigh sand pragmatically resigns saying...(wait for it) “I’ll fight Hel to hold ‘You’!:shock: :shock: :shock:

I'll get m'feather Boa... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby acesmiddlefinger » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:22 pm

A woman walks into a bar and notices a handsome bloke stood at the bar,after smiling at him a few times he eventually approaches her and introduces himself. She is immediately smitten especially after finding out he is from Hamburg the birthplace of her own parents. All goes well and after a few dates he decides to take her home to meet the in laws.All appears to be going well until she needs the bathroom,unfortunatley she takes a wrong turn and ends up in her intended's bedroom.She is taken a back when she sees hundreds and hundreds of boxing gloves hanging on the wall all signed by various boxers......Suddenly she is disturbed by the mother in law who seeing her disbelief says,surely you knew.............FRITZ LIKES A GLOVE!!!

Dont blame me Nick started it!!! :wink:
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Re: Life's a...

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:50 pm

BOOM BOOM!! :shock: :lol: :lol:

The lead guitarist from Anthrax decided to raise homing pidgeons like his hero Mike Tyson, also from NYC..and as we all know...wait for it..

Spitz likes a Dove!

I'll get m'silver metallic dynasty tour Ace cape... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Life's a...

Postby by*agrmt » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:44 pm

:lol: That reminds me of the story of this bloke that walks into a bar, he says: 'We're not for the innocent, yeah, we're not for the innocent, etc, etc, let the beast run wiiiiiillldddd!!'.

Something like that, or was it; 'back in black, I hit the sack'?.....Can't remember was it summat to do with Asylum? Wipe That Up? Animaleyes? Eh, what? Shat, this is my stop! Driver! Driver!!

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Re: Life's a...

Postby Pete » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:31 pm

...bitch & then you marry one.
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Re: Life's a...

Postby crad » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:17 pm

Pete wrote:...bitch & then you marry one.

:shock: I was thinking that but didn't wont to post it PEPE :shock:
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Postby nicksmithworld » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:54 pm

I popped into my newsagent for a choc ice, “how much is this one I asked?”, “ that’s £2.40” he replied, “HOW much??!! Well I won’t be shopping here for my frozen confectionary until that day...(wait for it..). When Your Walls Come Down!:shock: :lol:

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Re: Life's a...

Postby Pete » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:13 am

crad wrote:
Pete wrote:...bitch & then you marry one.

:shock: I was thinking that but didn't wont to post it PEPE :shock:


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