This afternoon while mowing the lawn our beloved Hairychin slipped down an embankment in his garden and broke his leg in two places.
We have just recieved news from Mrs Hairychin in Dorchester hospital that the orthopods will be operating on him later today.
Fortunatley he has been tranquilized to the max and I was able to take the the piss without any reprisal. I did suggest that next time he should try to land on his head where no damage will be done .
On a serious note fib and tib snapped somewhere between the knee and ankle has gotta hurt big time.We wish him well and will keep you all posted on his progress.
UPDATE!!
Turns out Roger(Hairychin)managed to twist both bones in such a way that the tib & fib were in the opposite position of where they should be!-OUCH!!!
They had to dose him up with KETOMINE before they could put him in the ambulance!!
Op tomorrow,with metal pin running from ankle to knee through the centre of the bone. He's really stoned at the moment,but he's looking forward to the time off to catch up with his reading & dvd watching.
Don't think he realises whats happened yet.
He won't know what the hell is going on until the middle of next week....or until the ketomine wears off.
I can just hear the ambutractor arriving to take him the the farm hospital now..... " OOH ARR OOH ARR OOH ARRR !"
What was he doing mowing on an embankment ??
A very nasty break. I shall text him during the week to offer him some typical northern sympathy.
Father Jack wrote:He won't know what the hell is going on until the middle of next week....or until the ketomine wears off.
I can just hear the ambutractor arriving to take him the the farm hospital now..... " OOH ARR OOH ARR OOH ARRR !"
What was he doing mowing on an embankment ??
A very nasty break. I shall text him during the week to offer him some typical northern sympathy.
Yeah I sent him a message last night taking the piss!! But feel for him.
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Is like a world without sun
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niteworker wrote:Get well soon mate,because i hear that De Bercy arena in paris are looking for some one to cut the grass roof........
HA!
Aww poor ole' Rog'...
Well, he's doped up to the eyeballs and probably in a happy place for the next week LOL. shitty thing to happen though.
A collection? He aint dead, or got the AIDS! lol
man, what some people will do to get their hands on some free ketamine!
Seriously please pass my regards onto Rog.. get well soon mate!
feel free to feel offended, cyber-bullied, put out, outside of the clique, side-lined, marginalised or just generally have the piss taken out of. However it's a JOKE!-Nick's Mirth World!
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