Very little time left - His return is near

[Ma]

Thats right dearest. Your cooking comes straight from hell

Just like the smell from your arse !

[Father Jack]

Your'e not wrong there

[dtkdemongene]

Marie - when he turns up and you get the job washing his feet can I have your KISS collection?

Just asking....

Oh, and me and him upstairs haven't seen eye to eye since I ordered a 'gin', he thought I said 'chin'... and gave me a large double!

[acesmiddlefinger]

I have seen the Second Coming.................












Bloody good DVD that is!!

[Spooky_Von_Glitter]

So, if you don't believe in jebus and all that mental claptrap you will burn in a lake of fire?

Hahaha!!! Seriously, seek medical attention.

Go take a nice holiday in Iran, see how long you'll survive with 'gods' help.

OR, hang around outside Asian supermarkets in Teneriffe.

fuc*ing lunacy.

[Bay]

What's God's problem anyway? Why does He have to blot out the sun, or burn us all in a lake of fire, to get his message across? Can't He just send an email or a text message?

Dear people of the world, I love all my children, but some of you are getting on my tits a bit. So i'm going to have to kill you and then torment you for eternity.

[dtkdemongene]

....and don't forget that the Pope has so much 'faith' in God that he travels in an armoured/bulletproof 'popemobile/panzer'!

[Pete]

If it was a text wouldn't it be more like this...?

Dear ppl of the wrld, I luv all my chldrn, but sum of u r gttng on my tits a bit. So i'm gng 2 hav 2 kill u & then trmnt u for etnty.

[nicksmithworld]

Kindly FOOK off you saft tw@t

[Father Jack]

Dear pathetic worshippers,

due to the downturn in the heavenly economy Ive had no option but to make the following cut backs.
1. There will be no staff taken on in heaven to care for your souls so I will now condemn you all to a lifetime of misery and an eternity burning in the bowels of hell.
2. Jebus will no longer be my heavenly ambassador as he was claiming for a cloud with a duck pond in the heavens at my expense. His place will now be taken by Barry White.
3. Services at Peter's gates will be closed therefore making entry into heaven impossible. Unless that is you are claiming asylum from a non-wartorn country & just fancy sponging for all time.
4. Pot holes in the clouds will not be fixed during this budget year as there just isn't enough cloud to go around.
5. Disciples bonuses will rise again with the level of inflation and taxes will be levied on house clouds, cloud condeminiums, cloud estates and anywhere else you may be thinking of dwelling when your time on earth is up.
6. As existance is being squandered by humans & heresy is rife Im sending a giant ocean of fire to annihilate you all and giving the dinosaurs another chance.

Hope these measures can be adapted to asap as I'd like a smooth change over to minimalise upheaval.

Your omnipotent creator,
God

[PyroMessiah86]

Kindly FOOK off you saft tw@t

Nick thats abit uncalled for. Fine if you don't believe (I don't either and this thread is beyond stupid) but don't resort to name calling or thread will have to be locked.That goes for goes for everyone else also.
Let's keep it open an see where it goes.

[Father Jack]

Marie, here is a webiste you should visit where your religious gibberish might be better appreciated
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[nicksmithworld]

[crad]

Kindly FOOK off you saft tw@t

Ok orf then

[w00dy]

His return is near? - is Peter rejoining KISS