What a complete melon !!
Not only does our resident rat faced wire wool haired Rigsby fail to remember his own wedding anniversary but the clueless fool actually got his poor long suffering wife a birthday card instead.
What a complete prat !!
Needless to say he's been banished to the shed & forced to clear out all the spiders and creepy crawleys whilst he contemplates his mistakes.
What a dozy fool.
Feel free to take the piss unreservedly.
