Hmmm....ATM-CARD APPROVE
OUR REF: FGN /SNT/STBYOUR REF.
DEAR BENEFICIARY:
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR FILE AND IN
RESPECT OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND RECOVERED BY THE CENTRAL BANK FROM THE
DEPOSITED BANK.AFTER THE CENTRAL BANK AUDIT THIS ECONOMIC YEAR A TOTAL PART
PAYMENT OF 550.000.00, USD HAS BEEN APPROVED TO BE PAID TO YOUR FAMILY.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER
ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,GOODLUCK
JONATHAN
(GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND THE FBI.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW
YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS
$5000 USD PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US
KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER.
richardwhite_2012@globomail.com
Mr.Richard White
+234-816-269-5892
1. YOUR FULL NAME:
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD:
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION:
KINDEST REGARDS,
ALHAJI MANSUR MUHTAR
HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE
What to do....
What to do....
-
- Dynasty (1979)
- Posts: 2708
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 9:04 pm
- Location: Norwich
-
- Creatures Of The Night (1982)
- Posts: 4689
- Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:18 pm
- Location: Inside The Clique!
Re: What to do....
Has you Mrs finally agreed to give you pocket money mines a lager lolPete wrote:I know!!! $5000 a day!! Brilliant!Spooky_Von_Glitter wrote:Sounds legit......
If offended please feel free to report me to your nearest MOD
-
- Greatest KISS (1996)
- Posts: 10026
- Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:50 pm
- Location: MIZ ARSE, GRUMPY OLD BASTARD
- Contact:
Re: What to do....
I'd reply with a really sarcastic email, unsurprisingly
-
- The Originals II (1978)
- Posts: 891
- Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:09 pm
- Location: James, London
Re: What to do....
Ever read this guy's emails? Brilliant! I think one of the lions may talk a little...!Father Jack wrote:I'd reply with a really sarcastic email, unsurprisingly
--
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/20 ... king-arawi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Delete This At Your Peril
FROM HIS ROYAL HIGHNEST, JACK THOMPSON
Dear sir,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business. I am JACK THOMPSON, only son of late King Arawi of tribal land. My father was a very wealthy traditional ruler, poisoned by his rivals. Before his death here in Togo he told me of a trunk containing $75m kept in a security company. I now seek a foreign partner where I will transfer the proceeds for investment as you advise. I am willing to offer 20% of the sum as a compensation for your effort/input and 5% for any expenses. Thanks and God bless,
JACK THOMPSON
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Good morning your Majesty,
I want 30%, and not a penny less,
Your Servant,
Bob Servant
From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Hello Bob,
See these percentages was arranged by the bank and not me. If you insist on getting 30% of the money i have to call the bank. Pls send your: FULL NAME. CONTACT PHONE NUMBER. ACCOUNT NUMBER. COUNTRY/STATE. I will be expecting those details. thanks.
JACK THOMPSON
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Hello Jack,
I'm afraid I just cannot take my share in cash, too dangerous. I could take it in diamonds, gold, or livestock (lions). My neighbour, Frank Theplank, has a private zoo. He is willing to pay $80,000 for every lion I can get him,
Bob
From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Hello Bob,
I have made arrangement in transporting the 4 lions to you. So give me your phone number for better communication and bank information,
Thanks,
Jack
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Hi Jack,
I just popped my head over the garden wall and had a word with Frank. He has asked me to pass on a few questions – Are they male or female? Are they in good physical condition? Do they talk? Thank you, my friend, and don't worry, I have booked in to see the bank manager tomorrow morning,
Bob
From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Hello Bob,
Hope fine. Answer to the questions:
1. The lions are all male lions and are very healthy.
2. I don't think I have ever seen a lion that talks.
I don't know if you are also interested in leopards cause my friend works in the Government Zoo and he could find a leopard for you? Remember to speak to your bank tomorrow.
Thanks,
Jack
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Jack,
Frank just called, he will take the following – 4 lions, 2 leopards, 1 elephant, 1 alligator, 2 parrots, 1 hedgehog. And, of course, the talking lion? Frank has a good few quid. He's worked for me on various bits and bobs, and I've always looked after him, so I think we should put our necks out on this one and make sure the lions talk.
Bob
From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Hello Bob.
I will only be able to get: 4 lions, 2 leopards, 1 alligator. Bob, please send the £1,700 now. I think one of the lions may talk a little. Thanks,
Jack
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Hello Jack,
Sorry about the delay. Frank wants to know a last couple of things – Can he call the lions "FANCY PANTS" and "BRYAN"? Do the leopards sing, and are they willing to wear clothes?
All the best babes,
Bob
From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Hello Bob,
As for the lions, you can call them any name provided you shout when talking to them and always use the same name. And trained leopards like the one I have for you will wear any clothes you buy for them OK. Please send the money today,
Jack
From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Jack,
I have some bad news, my friend. I have just been to the bank and the guy there said that I cannot send you any money as I do not have any in my account. In actual fact, it turns out that I owe them over eight grand. I'm really sorry, Jack, I hope I haven't wasted your time, but I'm afraid that the deal is off. Good luck my friend, and good luck with the animals.
Love,
Bob
No reply
-
- Dynasty (1979)
- Posts: 2689
- Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:02 pm
- Location: Lurking somewhere in the back of my mind...
Re: What to do....
NOOOOO!!!Father Jack wrote:I'd reply with a really sarcastic email, unsurprisingly
Once these dopes know they have a legit email address it'll be passed onto every scammer out there and you'll be flooded with this type of shite!
Not saying that this is actually a scam tho, cos it looks TOTALLY believable to me!!!!!
ACK!...It's Rock 'n' Roll!!
-
- Double Platinum (1978)
- Posts: 1167
- Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:58 am
- Location: The Mariana Trench
Re: What to do....
RFFB ,you are so pessimistic , i just got 22.5 million bucks in my bank account.. The Ovaltines are on me!!!RippingFleshFromBone wrote:NOOOOO!!!Father Jack wrote:I'd reply with a really sarcastic email, unsurprisingly
Once these dopes know they have a legit email address it'll be passed onto every scammer out there and you'll be flooded with this type of shite!
Not saying that this is actually a scam tho, cos it looks TOTALLY believable to me!!!!!
Ziggy played guitar...or was it Ronson?
-
- Greatest KISS (1996)
- Posts: 10026
- Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:50 pm
- Location: MIZ ARSE, GRUMPY OLD BASTARD
- Contact:
Re: What to do....
I'd use my boss' email address at work. I'd never send these sort of people a reply of any discription from my own email addy.
-
- Dynasty (1979)
- Posts: 2689
- Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:02 pm
- Location: Lurking somewhere in the back of my mind...
Re: What to do....
Slurp!!!madmark wrote:RFFB ,you are so pessimistic , i just got 22.5 million bucks in my bank account.. The Ovaltines are on me!!!RippingFleshFromBone wrote:NOOOOO!!!Father Jack wrote:I'd reply with a really sarcastic email, unsurprisingly
Once these dopes know they have a legit email address it'll be passed onto every scammer out there and you'll be flooded with this type of shite!
Not saying that this is actually a scam tho, cos it looks TOTALLY believable to me!!!!!
Me? Pessimistic? Never!!!!...
ACK!...It's Rock 'n' Roll!!