Will the world end today ??

Father Jack · Post by **Father Jack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:07 am

As I write this, we could probably have only 45 minutes of existance left due to this proton / anti-proton big bang experiment being consucted in Geneva this morning at 08:45am.
And seeing as it could be our last day on the planet, I'd just like to take the opportunity to say the following things...

Im sacking Gary, Ian & Ash from DTK
Plugstick is actually from Stoke & supports Manchester Utd
Crabsticks are the invention of satan
I hate my job
My boss is a fat, bald, miserable tw@T,
Gordon Brown is a wanker

If you knew it was the last day of existance, what would you do ????

Post by **Pete** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:19 am

Father Jack wrote:As I write this, we could probably have only 45 minutes of existance left due to this proton / anti-proton big bang experiment being consucted in Geneva this morning at 08:45am.
And seeing as it could be our last day on the planet, I'd just like to take the opportunity to say the following things...

Im sacking Gary, Ian & Ash from DTK
Plugstick is actually from Stoke & supports Manchester Utd
Crabsticks are the invention of satan
I hate my job
My boss is a fat, bald, miserable tw@T,
Gordon Brown is a wanker

If you knew it was the last day of existance, what would you do ????

I'll get back to about this about 08:46 am...

almack · Post by **almack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:23 am

Father Jack wrote:As I write this, we could probably have only 45 minutes of existance left due to this proton / anti-proton big bang experiment being consucted in Geneva this morning at 08:45am.
And seeing as it could be our last day on the planet, I'd just like to take the opportunity to say the following things...

Im sacking Gary, Ian & Ash from DTK
Plugstick is actually from Stoke & supports Manchester Utd
Crabsticks are the invention of satan
I hate my job
My boss is a fat, bald, miserable tw@T,
Gordon Brown is a wanker

If you knew it was the last day of existance, what would you do ????

Well, if it is the last day I will most probably do what I always do.......what the wife says!

oh and....... and Gordon Brown is a wanker!

almack · Post by **almack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:45 am

Are we still here?

Post by **Pete** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:46 am

almack wrote:Are we still here?

I guess so.

kissmandave · Post by **kissmandave** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:50 am

Relax and take a chill pill chaps - the first particle collisions are not scheduled to happen until October 21st, so you got a few weeks yet to plan for the end of the world

Post by **Pete** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:58 am

kissmandave wrote:Relax and take a chill pill chaps - the first particle collisions are not scheduled to happen until October 21st, so you got a few weeks yet to plan for the end of the world

Ok. So what was today about then?

Father Jack · Post by **Father Jack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:04 am

Today was about getting people to make stupid & rash statements about their employers so that they could be sacked & spend the remainder of the earth's existance in abject poverty.
Bloody scientist's.

Post by **Pete** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:06 am

Father Jack wrote:Today was about getting people to make stupid & rash statements about their employers so that they could be sacked & spend the remainder of the earth's existance in abject poverty.
Bloody scientist's.

Well you've got about 6 weeks left then. Wouldn't worry too much.

kissmandave · Post by **kissmandave** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:07 am

Pete wrote:Ok. So what was today about then?

Today is the big switch on, but because of the nature of the experiment it takes time to build up sufficient particle matters, set the speeds and courses right and maintain a pattern of direction of travel etc etc - don't you know anything

kissmandave · Post by **kissmandave** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:08 am

Father Jack wrote:Today was about getting people to make stupid & rash statements about their employers so that they could be sacked & spend the remainder of the earth's existance in abject poverty.
Bloody scientist's.

Ha ha ha ha ha Bloody Ha ha ha ha ha

Father Jack · Post by **Father Jack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:08 am

Come on Data, I thought you'd have known that much.

Post by **Pete** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:09 am

kissmandave wrote:
Pete wrote:Ok. So what was today about then?
Today is the big switch on, but because of the nature of the experiment it takes time to build up sufficient particle matters, set the speeds and courses right and maintain a pattern of direction of travel etc etc - don't you know anything

Don't I know anything? I know lots of stuff, only most of it is useless garbage...

dtkdemongene · Post by **dtkdemongene** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:42 am

Father Jack wrote:If you knew it was the last day of existance, what would you do ????

Spend it in bed with the wife..... and invite some of her friends around....

crad · Post by **crad** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:43 am

Pete wrote:
kissmandave wrote:
Pete wrote:Ok. So what was today about then?
Today is the big switch on, but because of the nature of the experiment it takes time to build up sufficient particle matters, set the speeds and courses right and maintain a pattern of direction of travel etc etc - don't you know anything

Don't I know anything? I know lots of stuff, only most of it is useless garbage...

Your not wrong there,this experiment must be the biggest waste of money EVER,Think of all the new hospital's that could be built also the nhs is running out of money for treatment of cancer,Thanks to our glorious leader Gordon T@~#er brown,

KISSin' UK

KISSin' UK

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