Football season 2012/2013

[skinnymartin]

Sure Suarez isn't perfect but then who of us can actually say we are?

I am

That's two of us then

[Father Jack]

Im more perfect than you.

[crad]

Your both lightweights when it comes to beer thou

[Father Jack]

Your both lightweights when it comes to beer thou

Who you talking to ? wash your mouth out you cheeky tw@T.

[crad]

Your both lightweights when it comes to beer thou

Who you talking to ? wash your mouth out you cheeky tw@T.

Both of you there is evidence of Martian asleep after 2 shandis

[Kev]

My time here is done.

You will be back, Just like your beloved Steve Kean..

[crad]

Thought you had left....Leeds must have had a bad run

[Kev]

Thought you had left....Leeds must have had a bad run

Nope.Think it was 6 wins from 8 without looking.

[AxeBass]

Thought you had left....Leeds must have had a bad run

Nope.Think it was 6 wins from 8 without looking.

You'll get away with that stat cos nobody else will be looking either

[Kev]

[crad]

Swan song tonight for Rafa its obviously a tin pot cup.. when your not doing well
That may stop Rafa swanning around for a bit

[AxeBass]

Swanning around aswell as waddling and being round

Rafa out

[Father Jack]

Ivanovic is fantastic. He makes Glen Johnson look world class.
Long live the Benitez
In Rafa we trust

[Father Jack]

Both of you there is evidence of Martian asleep after 2 shandis

Yes, yes. Martian's quaffing lightweightedness is legendary but what does that have to do with me ?
How dare you imply Im guzzling in the same league as the honourable MP for falling down.

[skinnymartin]

Yes, yes. Martian's quaffing lightweightedness is legendary but what does that have to do with me ?
How dare you imply Im guzzling in the same league as the honourable MP for falling down.

There are many, many things where I deserve to have the mick taken out of me - i.e. for being a Gonner, a politician, a Tory politician, a little overwieght (dealing with that one!!) - but not for my drinking ability. Photos of me asleep are either power-napping (a trick I learned in the Army) or after a good solid day of drinking.

Even my antics when I have had a few are worthy of some (minor) banter - but when it comes to beer, I AM NOT A LIGHTWEIGHT.