KISSin' UK

This afternoon while mowing the lawn our beloved Hairychin slipped down an embankment in his garden and broke his leg in two places.
We have just recieved news from Mrs Hairychin in Dorchester hospital that the orthopods will be operating on him later today.
Fortunatley he has been tranquilized to the max and I was able to take the the piss without any reprisal. I did suggest that next time he should try to land on his head where no damage will be done .
On a serious note fib and tib snapped somewhere between the knee and ankle has gotta hurt big time.We wish him well and will keep you all posted on his progress.

W & J

all the best from me

Blimey, hope hes gona be ok,all the best to him from me.

Bloody hell, hope he's okay. Was he on the cider at the time?

Hope he's OK.

UPDATE!!
Turns out Roger(Hairychin)managed to twist both bones in such a way that the tib & fib were in the opposite position of where they should be!-OUCH!!!
They had to dose him up with KETOMINE before they could put him in the ambulance!!

Op tomorrow,with metal pin running from ankle to knee through the centre of the bone. He's really stoned at the moment,but he's looking forward to the time off to catch up with his reading & dvd watching.
Don't think he realises whats happened yet.

W & J

He won't know what the hell is going on until the middle of next week....or until the ketomine wears off.
I can just hear the ambutractor arriving to take him the the farm hospital now..... " OOH ARR OOH ARR OOH ARRR !"

What was he doing mowing on an embankment ??

A very nasty break. I shall text him during the week to offer him some typical northern sympathy.

Father Jack wrote:He won't know what the hell is going on until the middle of next week....or until the ketomine wears off.
I can just hear the ambutractor arriving to take him the the farm hospital now..... " OOH ARR OOH ARR OOH ARRR !"

What was he doing mowing on an embankment ??

A very nasty break. I shall text him during the week to offer him some typical northern sympathy.

Yeah I sent him a message last night taking the piss!! But feel for him.

Hope he recovers soon! Doesn't sound very nice what's happened to him..

Get well soon Roger...

Perhaps someone here can set up an online collection thingy for him .??

All the best Roge get well soon mate Gardening and cider don't mix let this be a lesson to all you budding titchmarshes out there

Get well soon mate,because i hear that De Bercy arena in paris are looking for some one to cut the grass roof........

Very best wishes Roger...

hope you get it fixed up and all's ends up well.

niteworker wrote:Get well soon mate,because i hear that De Bercy arena in paris are looking for some one to cut the grass roof........

HA!
Aww poor ole' Rog'...
Well, he's doped up to the eyeballs and probably in a happy place for the next week LOL. shitty thing to happen though.
A collection? He aint dead, or got the AIDS! lol

man, what some people will do to get their hands on some free ketamine!

Seriously please pass my regards onto Rog.. get well soon mate!