Leeaavvvee IITTTTTT!! How come Jimmy saville's name is being dragged through the mud?? Where's the evidence?? surely one victim would have come forward by now Ulrika-style..No evidence = Innocent until proven...Now Matthew Kelly on the other hand...

Paul, Paul,Paul

C'mon it's too easy...

Nah, but i can twist it some more! didn't you see Queen in 1975? the christmas shows?

didn't you chuck a dime into the hat when gene and paul used to busk on the street in Queens in 71' ??

My pleasure sir!!

happy birthday young man!! long may you reign

the punters seem happy enough with their purchase...

oops, I get a bit psychotic...I hate the way certain radio stations play the same songs by the same artists every day..Dan, nationalism's got nothing to do with it, yes- I love Slade but I hate dogs d'amour..tyler also is from Wolverhampton..nothing personal mate..creaky ol' ramblin' shit isn't me.....

stereophonics- I won tickets to see them at the NEC and their set bored the arse off me..the crowd was going mental.I just didn't get it,. they are just a pub band... Frank Zappa- what a talentless c**t, if another person tells me he's a fuckin' genius i'm going to stab them in the eye with a biro.....

Don't get me started on this:

garbage- good call , can't get enough of shirley manson..
Love/hate - Blackout in the red room' is such a classic album- Jon E .Love is such an under-rated player
Graham Bonnet - Checkout the 'Day I went mad' and of course all the Alcatrazz stuff

Ho Ho. that's where I was heading with this gag!! I may go and see this car crash just for the sake of it- i remember when John Corabi had to single handedly save a pissed-up Vince Neal performance by going on stage with him and doing his job alongside him... P.S Wolverhampton is most definitely NOT...

Zoltan?? wasn't he in 'battle of the planets'? this is ironic as Vince now occupies the same physical space as one of the moon's of jupiter??

Stanley's ball-bags! surely a nod to VIZ regular Buster Gonad??

Serious? serious...I thought Stanley was too!

Nicksmithworld have released a new series of paintings: nick started to paint to get over the trauma of his recent divorce (from his credit card). "These paintings have been very cathartic for me, a release if you will... from the bondage of self..." the title are as follows: 'ball bags-1'...

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