User Rankings.

[Pete]

Seeing as I've just gone through the 5000 posts mark do you think we could have a new ranking system to reflect the fact that I spend far too long on here, spout absolute shite (most of the time) and generally have no life outside of Kiss?

It's a little upsetting when someone on 600 posts is a 'God of Thunder' too you know!

(note to readers: This post is a pisstake of myself and should not be taken seriously by anyone!).

[raydeen]

Some message boards actually keep a running tally of the hours you spend on it. Wouldn't that be a peachy lil' feature to have up in the corner?

[Pete]

Some message boards actually keep a running tally of the hours you spend on it. Wouldn't that be a peachy lil' feature to have up in the corner?

Oh god no! That would be scary!!!

[raydeen]

Maybe create a new ranking of 'Petesaurus Rex' available at the 5,000th post? And your posts would henceforth be written in shiny golden letters and count double? Oh, and you would also be able to levy taxes on the villagers and have your choice of wenches.

[Pete]

Maybe create a new ranking of 'Petesaurus Rex' available at the 5,000th post? And your posts would henceforth be written in shiny golden letters and count double? Oh, and you would also be able to levy taxes on the villagers and have your choice of wenches.

Shiny Gold Letters you say. Hmm I like it!

[raydeen]

I meant big, regal block style letters with twinkles and everything to give your Royal Decrees the extra oommphasis they deserve. Almost like animated letters. Those little gold ones are a little hard on the eyes, your majesty.

[Pete]

I meant big, regal block style letters with twinkles and everything to give your Royal Decrees the extra oommphasis they deserve. Almost like animated letters. Those little gold ones are a little hard on the eyes, your majesty.

Hmmm...me thinks you is extracting the urine!

[raydeen]

Hmmm...me thinks you is extracting the urine!

Yup. We both are. (Watch my shoes there, Pete.) But I chose to extrapolate on your tongue-in-cheek point about how easy it is for any riff-raff off the street to come on board and 'earn' the exalted GoT rank without the blood, sweat, and tears some of us put into earning it. I'd like to see another ranking at the 2,500 mark, ("War Machine", maybe?) and the 5,000 mark ("Murder in High Heels"?). At 10,000, ALL of your internet privileges are revoked for a month and a bunch of us will come 'round your place, barge in, flush your iPod and cell phone down the toilet, throw out the fossilized plates of take-out Chinese food and empty pizza boxes, empty the cat box, open all the windows, and make you spend half a day outdoors and/or talk to a woman in person. Oh, and we'll probably open and play with or at least lightly crease some of the packages housing your 'mint condition' KISS kollectibles. Tough love, you understand.

Or maybe GoT should be the end-all status with other rankings below it. I dunno, it don't really matter. The floor is yours ladies and gentlemen...

[Pete]

Hmmm...me thinks you is extracting the urine!

Yup. We both are. (Watch my shoes there, Pete.) But I chose to extrapolate on your tongue-in-cheek point about how easy it is for any riff-raff off the street to come on board and 'earn' the exalted GoT rank without the blood, sweat, and tears some of us put into earning it. I'd like to see another ranking at the 2,500 mark, ("War Machine", maybe?) and the 5,000 mark ("Murder in High Heels"?). At 10,000, ALL of your internet privileges are revoked for a month and a bunch of us will come 'round your place, barge in, flush your iPod and cell phone down the toilet, throw out the fossilized plates of take-out Chinese food and empty pizza boxes, empty the cat box, open all the windows, and make you spend half a day outdoors and/or talk to a woman in person. Oh, and we'll probably open and play with or at least lightly crease some of the packages housing your 'mint condition' KISS kollectibles. Tough love, you understand.

Or maybe GoT should be the end-all status with other rankings below it. I dunno, it don't really matter. The floor is yours ladies and gentlemen...

I think the top rankings should be Kingofthenightimeworld, King of the Mountain and King of Hearts, though I'm liking the War Machine status...

[dtkdemongene]

At 10,000, ALL of your internet privileges are revoked for a month and a bunch of us will come 'round your place, barge in, flush your iPod and cell phone down the toilet, throw out the fossilized plates of take-out Chinese food and empty pizza boxes, empty the cat box, open all the windows, and make you spend half a day outdoors and/or talk to a woman in person. Oh, and we'll probably open and play with or at least lightly crease some of the packages housing your 'mint condition' KISS kollectibles. Tough love, you understand.

Or maybe GoT should be the end-all status with other rankings below it. I dunno, it don't really matter. The floor is yours ladies and gentlemen...

That's PRICELESS!! lol!!

Great stuff Chris....

[Pete]

At 10,000, ALL of your internet privileges are revoked for a month and a bunch of us will come 'round your place, barge in, flush your iPod and cell phone down the toilet, throw out the fossilized plates of take-out Chinese food and empty pizza boxes, empty the cat box, open all the windows, and make you spend half a day outdoors and/or talk to a woman in person. Oh, and we'll probably open and play with or at least lightly crease some of the packages housing your 'mint condition' KISS kollectibles. Tough love, you understand.

Or maybe GoT should be the end-all status with other rankings below it. I dunno, it don't really matter. The floor is yours ladies and gentlemen...

That's PRICELESS!! lol!!

Great stuff Chris....

I best slow down a bit then and let Dan overtake me then...

[raydeen]

1-25 posts-'Parasite'

25-100-'Hooligan'

100-500-'King of the Nighttime World'

500-2500-'War Machine'

2500-up- 'God of Thunder'

I'm biased and would like every ranking to be a klassic-era reference.

[Pete]

1-25 posts-'Parasite'

25-100-'Hooligan'

100-500-'King of the Nighttime World'

500-2500-'War Machine'

2500-up- 'God of Thunder'

I'm biased and would like every ranking to be a klassic-era reference.

I like that but there's a big gap between 500 - 2500. I reckon you should 'go up a rank' every 1000 posts...

[raydeen]

I like that but there's a big gap between 500 - 2500. I reckon you should 'go up a rank' every 1000 posts...

Agreed. I just couldn't think of a suitable rank this early in the morning. *stretches and yawns* I better get to work so I can take a nap before lunch.

[Dan bach]

Excuse me - for 2,000 posts .... shouldn't it be 2,000 Man?