People who ain't nice

[Pete]

I'll handle the international relations thank you.
Don't want the Americans thinking we actually like them do we ??

I like some Americans...

[kingjames1970]

Vote Father Jack.
My main policies are:
1. War with France
2. Death to chavs
3. Free booze to parliamentary candidates with the name Father Jack
4. Free pizza
5. War with Scotland
6. Bring back the stocks
7. Banning crappy weather
8. Banning reality tv shows
9. More free booze available for me
10. Kebabs for all

Ha ha! Bye bye England then, you wouldn't stand a chance. Even at 10-1, we'd beat the crap out of you!

[Pete]

Vote Father Jack.
My main policies are:
1. War with France
2. Death to chavs
3. Free booze to parliamentary candidates with the name Father Jack
4. Free pizza
5. War with Scotland
6. Bring back the stocks
7. Banning crappy weather
8. Banning reality tv shows
9. More free booze available for me
10. Kebabs for all

Ha ha! Bye bye England then, you wouldn't stand a chance. Even at 10-1, we'd beat the crap out of you!

Aye. You'd be swinging from the cross bars again!

[dtkdemongene]

I'll handle the international relations thank you.
Don't want the Americans thinking we actually like them do we ??

I like some Americans...

Yeah, Raydeen RULES!

[Father Jack]

Well ok, Raydeen can live.
And as for you, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mc Plop. How could you possibly hope to thrash us ? As part of my war against Scotland Im sending all the foreign workers and immigrants up to sort you out. And Im building a proper wall with a huge gate and its going to be manned by that scruffy old bridge keeper from the bridge of death in Monty Python & the Holy Grail. You'll get three questions and if you bugger up any then, pow, over you go.
That'll teach ya, bunch of rebellious skirt wearing porridge eaters the lot of ya.

[Pete]

Well ok, Raydeen can live.
And as for you, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mc Plop. How could you possibly hope to thrash us ? As part of my war against Scotland Im sending all the foreign workers and immigrants up to sort you out. And Im building a proper wall with a huge gate and its going to be manned by that scruffy old bridge keeper from the bridge of death in Monty Python & the Holy Grail. You'll get three questions and if you bugger up any then, pow, over you go.
That'll teach ya, bunch of rebellious skirt wearing porridge eaters the lot of ya.

If you do that how will Amabel ever get to your gigs all over the UK. More to the point how you DTK get to your Scottish dates?

[Father Jack]

Ive got a submarine.

[Pete]

Ive got a submarine.

Is that what you call it?

[Father Jack]

It is indeed, except on Wednesday's when its a hot water bottle.
My plans for world domination have been laid out and no one can stop me. Not even you Mr Bond, er, Mr Pete.

[kingjames1970]

Well ok, Raydeen can live.
And as for you, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mc Plop. How could you possibly hope to thrash us ? As part of my war against Scotland Im sending all the foreign workers and immigrants up to sort you out. And Im building a proper wall with a huge gate and its going to be manned by that scruffy old bridge keeper from the bridge of death in Monty Python & the Holy Grail. You'll get three questions and if you bugger up any then, pow, over you go.
That'll teach ya, bunch of rebellious skirt wearing porridge eaters the lot of ya.

I'm ok, I've already infiltrated and have been across the border for over a decade!

Just waiting for my clan to call me to arms and I'll strike from within. Wait a minute, we've already started by setting you up with a Scottish Prime Minister.

[Father Jack]

Aaaargh no !!!
Not another rebellion south.
What are your terms sir ???
Please, no more sheep's guts or porridge, We don't have any left.

[KISStrooper]

Before FJ gets my vote i want to know what his polocies are on

a) Wales
b) come dine with me which is a reality show after all !

[Father Jack]

Hmm,
Might I reply to my right honourable collegue by saying I have no policy on Wales at this present time apart from the banning of close harmony singing and the close observation of the future mother in law. She's up to something Im sure of it !!!
Secondly, The only reality show deemed worthy of watching is indeed Come DIne With Me. Its presenter is an all round piss taker and shows the contestants for what the majority are, fame hungry tossers. Celebrity Come Dine With Me was a bit arse. Paul Ross needs to be shot, Rodney Marsh is only interesting when he's moaning on Sly Sports News, but Linda Lusardi proved beyond any doubt she'd still get my vote !

[skinnymartin]

I remember the SU once printed a map of Europe and missed Wales off.

Would not dare to comment on the rights and wrongs of this.

[Father Jack]

Im not surprised Martin.
My mate's sat nav doesn't even know where you are when you get past Shrewsbury. It keeps telling you to turn around and go back the way you came, hahahahahaha.