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is-this-man-the-worst-professional-tattoo-artist-ever? :shock: :shock:
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Looks like a "scratcher" to me.....
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It's the word 'professional' that baffles me, WHO is paying to get mutilated? :shock: :shock:
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Mr.Spireite wrote:Looks like a "scratcher" to me.....
Like you'd fuc*ing know what a tattooist was :roll:
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StarChild Mark's new career as a tattooist hasn't got off to the start he wanted. :lol:

Still, fuc*ing awesome designs and artwork. Absolutely brilliant. Anyone would be proud to have that man leave them with such fabulous permenant inks.
I'd pay him a visit myself but Im already seeking enough attention with 1/2 of my torso is covered in tattoos.
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Mr.Spireite wrote:Looks like a "scratcher" to me.....
What's a 'Scratcher'? Just looks like a fuc*ing awful tattoo artist to me.
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Pete wrote:
Mr.Spireite wrote:Looks like a "scratcher" to me.....
What's a 'Scratcher'? Just looks like a fuc*ing awful tattoo artist to me.
Scratcher is a term muppets use who know fook all about tatttooing.....this guy has a shop and a business so technically hes not a scratcher!!!

scratcher is someone who does them in their front room etc usually doesnt have a license .... apprenticeships are way hard to come by so a lot of future tattooists have to start out this way

which isnt a bad thing all the great artists of today started out scratching anyway :D
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Sour Mash wrote:
Pete wrote:
Mr.Spireite wrote:Looks like a "scratcher" to me.....
What's a 'Scratcher'? Just looks like a fuc*ing awful tattoo artist to me.
Scratcher is a term muppets use who know fook all about tatttooing.....this guy has a shop and a business so technically hes not a scratcher!!!

scratcher is someone who does them in their front room etc usually doesnt have a license .... apprenticeships are way hard to come by so a lot of future tattooists have to start out this way

which isnt a bad thing all the great artists of today started out scratching anyway :D
So Kermit and Miss Piggy would call a tattoo artist a Scratcher?
Thanks for the info.
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nowadays tattooing is so snobby..im very much back street traditioal style tattooing thats what i like

i cannot be doing with these overpriced wankers who caharge you for consulatations and sketches

450 quid for a skull....fu*k you!!!

these some incredibly good "scratchers " out there
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Sour Mash wrote:450 quid for a skull....fu*k you!!!
Do they not charge by the hour? In Jersey it is pretty much a given, and you normally look at about £70 per hour.
This is my latest, two hours so far, back in again tomorrow for more colouring.
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excelent line work karl!!

yes thats my point they charge by the hour .but they milk it and go as slow as fook...ive never paid over 80 quid for a tat and ive some big pieces every one of mine was done in one session
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All mine were free :lol:
Even the big one on my arm, she only charged me £18 from what i remember, because i was a mate and used to help out at her shop on reception, its about £60 - £70 worth of work :lol:
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Wish your mate was up here, Ive got about £2k of work to be done. :(
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